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CHAPTER 11

DISCS THAT MAY BE FOUND UNDERGROUND

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One of the ways we marked the millennium, besides installing new children’s rides in the park and completing our section of the Great Gatshire Trail,* was by making a time capsule. Some suggested putting items of local significance, such as barley and wool, a copy of The Gatshire Gazette or even a bottle of Jumble’s, in it; others proposed things less obviously connected with the village in particular, such as CDs and magazines. In the end, Mrs Davison’s idea that we record a short documentary featuring everyone in the village, found unanimous approval. It was decided we would all talk a little about ourselves and then, to make the project more interesting, give our predictions of what we thought life would be like in a hundred years’ time. We asked Mr Wells’s sister, who worked for a firm that made DVDs, to help us. After some discussion, we resolved to record a new disc at the start of every decade. We would also copy any old ones that were losing their quality. Those appearing for the first time on the discs would be allowed to watch the old ones only after they had been recorded for the new one.


The controversial Great Gatshire Trail is supposed to be 2000 miles long. Jointly supervised by Gatshire Improvers of Village Environments (a charity with a name chosen with a view to an acronym if ever there was one) and Gatshire County Council, it is, depending on whom you ask, either ‘a dynamic development that fully encapsulates Gatshire’s progressive role at the dawn of the third millennium while respecting the county’s historical past and traditional values’ that ‘is an exemplary demonstration of natural resource management, of inestimable benefit to local habitats and ecosystems’ and ‘provides the general public with unequalled facilities for exercise and leisure’, or ‘a stunning waste of taxpayers’ money’. Conceived as a footpath passing through every single settlement in Gatshire, and disparagingly compared by its critics to the small intestine, this ‘magnificently bold and daring’ (or ‘absurdly ambitious’) scheme was meant to be completed by summer 2000. It was not, has still not been, and quite possibly never will be.